Please tell me I am not the only one who hates the Escape (The Piña Colada song)? People, it’s a song about cheating on your significant other, and getting caught by said significant other and laughing about the fact they your really don’t know each other. It’s like a girl putting a craigslist personal up and going on a date with the guy who sends you the least creepiest email to discover its the person you are living and having sex with daily.

Please tell me I am not the only one who hates the Escape (The Piña Colada song)? People, it’s a song about cheating on your significant other, and getting caught by said significant other and laughing about the fact they your really don’t know each other. It’s like a girl putting a craigslist personal up and going on a date with the guy who sends you the least creepiest email to discover its the person you are living and having sex with daily.

atmidnightcc:

@MIDNIGHT’S INTERNETTY INTERNET THINGS (FROM THE INTERNET)!

Here’s some of the great stuff we found on the internet today that didn’t make it onto tonight’s show. Get your click on.

Really drunk guy eats styrofoam box. At least it’s not a whole styrofoam beer cooler or something. (via YouTube)

New “dozing desk” means you never have to get out of bed again. Sleepy-time bed pan not included. (via Kotaku)

An Italian opera used Google Glass onstage. Because no two things say “I have a billion dollars” like opera tickets or Google Glass. (via Daily Dot)

didyouknowwaltdisney:

imagineer2017:

insanitylurksinside:

*InSanity lurks Inside* Disney Demands Norway Pay $9 Million.. Or Arendelle is Coming.

Well, I can’t say I’m surprised.
Disney has finally gone off the deep end. Demanding the country of Norway pay $9 Million to update their pavilion in Epcot Centers ‘World Showcase’ or they will turn it into Arendalle from the movie ‘Frozen.

More details in the blog (Click Here)

Disney is basically holding a pavilion hostage. That’s horrible.

Let me clear things up here that may most likely be the unpopular opinion.

1. This may or may not be true. Other than the news report there isn’t that much info about this deal. And given the price tag Disney wants it’s suspicious indeed. 

2. If it is true then Disney isn’t holding anyone for ransom, Norway sold their creative stake in their Epcot pavilion back to Disney when they sold their share of the ownership for the pavilion. Meaning they would no longer fund rides, maintenance and upkeep, etc for the pavilion.  So this is Disney’s property, and they retain full ownership in regard to the land and can do whatever they deem fit for the pavilion. (not that I want frozen there, as it would break the already cracking foundation that is the worldshowcase)

3. What Disney is doing is actually quite fair and pretty cheap when looking at the current costs of rides in today’s world. Norway doesn’t want it’s pavilion to turn into a frozen attraction? Then they need to take ownership of the pavilion, a 9 million dollar price tag is FAR cheaper than almost all attractions WDI does today. The little mermaid ride for example was estimated to cost around 100 million, just for a little omnimover. So 9 million for upkeep and a good refurb for Maelstrom is chump change especially considering the prime real-estate TDO is giving up in this deal. In fact this deal would cost Team Disney Orlando more money than it wold save, because that means they would have to put frozen somewhere else, they would need to build from scratch rather than cheaply overlay an existing ride. 

So in conclusion I think it’s a rather fair agreement as it stands. 

Has anyone been to the Norway pavilion in a while? Seriously, every time I visit it I feel like I stepped back to 1989. Even the Norway promotional tourism video at the end is a joke among many of how fast can we get out without seeing any of it? It almost makes me wish Disney retained the Marvel rights for theme parks so we can stick Thor there to distract people from the outdatedness of the pavilion.

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comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

disneysam:

Haunted Mansion shop to replace Yankee Trader this fall.

I’ve enjoyed hearing from guests who are just as excited as me for the new Haunted Mansion products coming this fall to Disney Parks. As it turns out, Madame Leota and the 999 happy haunts from the Haunted Mansion attraction have also received your sympathetic vibrations. This fall, they are gathering to open a new merchandise destination in Liberty Square at Magic Kingdom Park in Florida.

The new merchandise shop will be located in the current Yankee Trader shop, which will have its last day of operation on July 27, 2014. Inspired by Madame Leota, the new location will carry select items from the upcoming Haunted Mansion Authentic program including apparel, home goods, souvenirs, and more.

Final arrangements are still being made, so I invite you to keep watching the Disney Parks Blog in the coming months. I can’t wait to share additional details about this new destination for all things Haunted Mansion.

-Disney Parks Blog

Here’s a first look at what’s coming

(via thehauntedmansiondisney)

zdarsky:

Please keep in mind that I work for a NATIONAL newspaper. And yet they still find the time and space to keep me humble. Thanks, guys!

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart and Larry Wilmore talk about police misconduct on last night’s Daily Show.

When all Comic Con is done, I go online (…) kind of catch up to see what every studio has done. [x]

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didyouknowwaltdisney:

Friendly reminder that the Original Snow White’s Scary Adventure was full on nightmare fuel. 

Holy cow that is creepy and nightmarish.

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Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. attend Marvel’s Hall H Press Line for ‘Ant-Man’ and ‘Avengers: Age Of Ultron’ during Comic-Con International 2014 at San Diego

Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. attend Marvel’s Hall H Press Line for ‘Ant-Man’ and ‘Avengers: Age Of Ultron’ during Comic-Con International 2014 at San Diego

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yeahdisneyaudios:

Ragtime at the Magic Kingdom - Yo Ho, A Pirates Life For Me/Grim Grinning Ghosts Medley

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